Thursday, October 15, 2009

My Favorite Beverage or Not

Yesterday, I bought a jar of Colon Cleanse capsules from Trader Joes. The label reads:

“Take 4 capsules 3 times daily with 10 to 12 ounces of water, juice or your favorite beverage. Taking this product without enough liquid may cause choking.”

Choking? What? Seriously? Would that sort of be like choking from the inside out?

And since I don’t think I should be drinking 10 to 12 ounces of, ahem… “my favorite beverage” 3 times a day, I guess I’ll just stick with water. Lots of it.

8 comments:

Larkspur said...

They probably didn't mean THAT favorite beverage (lemonade and Midori?)

Good luck!

destinationathlete said...

This makes me giggle. :o)

Victoria said...

haha love this post it made me laugh lol!! but water may be the best option i think for something like this :)

Val said...

I just keep saying "Colan Cleanse? I got ya colon cleanse right here" a la Nutty Professor. HA!!!

anna said...

k. i HAVE TO KNOW....do these pills work? i might try. i could use a good cleanse right now.

i might wash them down with a couple diet cokes. no problem. right?

anyone seen jillian micheals' cleanse pills?? and do they work?

Gigi said...

I bet there's no fine print like that on the side of a bran muffin or prune. Good thing you looked before you leaped (leapt?).

allthingsjuice said...

I totally want the update on how you liked them and do they work. And are you (ahem) *gassy* using them?

Hanlie said...

Water is your colon's best friend anyway, so better stick with that! Good luck on the cleanse.