Yesterday, I bought a jar of Colon Cleanse capsules from Trader Joes. The label reads:
“Take 4 capsules 3 times daily with 10 to 12 ounces of water, juice or your favorite beverage. Taking this product without enough liquid may cause choking.”
Choking? What? Seriously? Would that sort of be like choking from the inside out?
And since I don’t think I should be drinking 10 to 12 ounces of, ahem… “my favorite beverage” 3 times a day, I guess I’ll just stick with water. Lots of it.