Yesterday, I bought a jar of Colon Cleanse capsules from Trader Joes. The label reads:
“Take 4 capsules 3 times daily with 10 to 12 ounces of water, juice or your favorite beverage. Taking this product without enough liquid may cause choking.”
Choking? What? Seriously? Would that sort of be like choking from the inside out?
And since I don’t think I should be drinking 10 to 12 ounces of, ahem… “my favorite beverage” 3 times a day, I guess I’ll just stick with water. Lots of it.
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They probably didn't mean THAT favorite beverage (lemonade and Midori?)
Good luck!
This makes me giggle. :o)
haha love this post it made me laugh lol!! but water may be the best option i think for something like this :)
I just keep saying "Colan Cleanse? I got ya colon cleanse right here" a la Nutty Professor. HA!!!
k. i HAVE TO KNOW....do these pills work? i might try. i could use a good cleanse right now.
i might wash them down with a couple diet cokes. no problem. right?
anyone seen jillian micheals' cleanse pills?? and do they work?
I bet there's no fine print like that on the side of a bran muffin or prune. Good thing you looked before you leaped (leapt?).
I totally want the update on how you liked them and do they work. And are you (ahem) *gassy* using them?
Water is your colon's best friend anyway, so better stick with that! Good luck on the cleanse.
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