Wednesday, May 7, 2008

It's a Fairytale

This has NOTHING to do with weight loss, fitness, walking, my life, or anything that normally gets shared here, but a friend of mine sent this to me and I just thought it was hilarious and wanted to share it with all of you.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I did or maybe it's just my sense of humor that finds this so funny.


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

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