This is what happens when you undress in front of your 3 year old.
The Little Miss: Look Mama you have puffies.
TLM: Yeah, puffies. You have hair.
Me: Yes, honey, I have some hair. (no don’t COMPLETELY wax, down there.)
Me: Because that’s what happens when you become an adult.
TLM: Does Papa have puffies too?
Me: Yes honey, he does.
TLM: And he has a straight thingy too. That’s funny.
Me: Go color or something.